The Truth of Masks
My name is Joseph. I'm 22 years old. I major in linguistics. I like crows, Soviet history, Cyrillic, books, woodgrain, dulcimers, analog recording, and globes. More about me here.

Linguistics
  • Professor:
    What is a prestigious way of pronouncing the word "car"?

  • Girl:
    Automobile.

  • Professor:
    No, no. Just the pronunciation.

  • Girl:
    Vehicle.

  • Professor:
    ...

  • Class:
    *analyzes pronunciation of final R*

  • Professor:
    Right.




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